my goal for this summer was to get hot and i already wasted two weeks damn i better get on that
(via dreaming-of-someday)
once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
(Source: tybult, via its-yailene)
if i could bring one dead person back to life i’d bring back Walt Disney just to show him the shows on disney channel and see his reaction
(via zackisontumblr)
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.
that is the single most incredible insult i have ever heard in my life
(via persuit--0f--happiness)
