Give the gift of your absence to those who do not appreciate your presence.

-Unknown (via bongsanddoobies)

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yoncevevo:

he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit

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shslequius:

mango is a funny word


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  • me: what do you call a nun in a wheel chair?
  • mum: what
  • me:
  • mum:
  • me: Virgin Mobile
  • mum: go to your room

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a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

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strigays:

i apparently go to bird school which is for birds
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

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itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy