May 2013
fr4nk-the-bunny:
n0-face:
My little sister asked me today if I am going to have babies with a girl or a boy today and it made me happy.
She also said people call her ‘lesbian’ at school for kissing her friends and I told her to let them know that her big, LESBIAN sister would come at them with some big scary butch lesbians and give them a good talking to. She said “no it’s okay, being called...
peclro:
if you unfollow me, you wont be kissed by your crush on Friday at 1:30. sorry i dont make the rules.
forever-classyx:
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
renlybaratheeon:
you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
turnc0at:
GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO
WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED
DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO
i just threw up
daddyfuckedme:
dude we need to stop making fun of teenage white girls and start making fun of teenage white boys like they are literally the worst people in the world and if you don’t agree you’re in denial
sluttyoliveoil:
haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin
lonelywhiteasian:
no really i’m funny i swear please stay
city-of-safe-harbors:
my day has just got 100x better because I discovered I can do this with my shirt:
ship-all-the-gay:
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
hellolxsa:
i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to...
